Marital Woes !

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality like 2 boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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It is difficult to understand GOD.
He makes such beautiful things as women and
then he turns them into Wives

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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage

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Gal friends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Wife r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

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Prospective husband:
? Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: As per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!