從不與你爭吵 !

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A husband asks his wife,
"You never argue when I get mad at you.
How do you always control your anger?"

"I clean the toilet," she replies.
"How does that help?" he asks.

丈夫問他的妻子:
「當我惹惱妳的時候，妳從不爭吵。」
「妳是怎麼控制自己的怒氣呢?」
她回答:「我去清洗廁所。」
他問:「那有何幫助?」

"Because I use your toothbrush."
「因為我用你的牙刷 !」

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