One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not their friends.
A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
After your pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution,
you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
"A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for"
***** Albert Einstein *****
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