His advice to young people:'Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself.
他給時下年輕人的建議是「遠離信用卡的物慾, 多投資自己.」 並且牢記:
Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.
(錢是人創造出來的 ,但是錢不會創造人.)
Live your life as simple as you are.
(過你自己想過的簡單生活吧!)
Don't do what others say, just listen them, but do what you feel good
(別人說的話聽聽可以 ,但不一定要照做,做你自己覺得很棒的事.)
Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which u feel comfortable.
(別走入名牌的迷思 ,穿你覺得舒服的服飾即可.)
Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on them who really in need rather.(與其把錢花在不必要的事情上,倒不如把錢花在真正需要的地方.)
After all it's your life then why give chance to others to rule our life.
(總而言之,這是你的人生,幹嘛讓其他人來指揮你的人生呢?)
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Bad Policy !
MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is she?
MAN: She's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is she?
MAN: She's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
Friday, October 5, 2007
just Laugh
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not their friends.
A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
After your pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution,
you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
"A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for"
***** Albert Einstein *****
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not their friends.
A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
After your pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution,
you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
"A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for"
***** Albert Einstein *****
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